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Tik-Tok Parody: The Avengers
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- Wake up in the morning feelin' like the Hulk, Grab my hammer and my shield, no time to sulk! Fury and Stark are never on time, But what the heck, we're fighting crime! Loki's bad, Fury's mad and Thor is really sad, Hawkeye's cool and the Black Widow rules Cause she wield a mean gun, we won't stop til we're done And it pays to shut Loki up! Oh-whoa-whoa-oh!(x3) Now Mr. Liar here says he has an army strong But Stark says we've got a Hulk to prove him wrong The Cap is out of touch with our modern time But who cares, he's classic when he fights crime! Tryin' to fight the other, Thor keeps defending his brother, Banner's turning green, we better leave the scene, Things get gritty cause we're in New York City! Loki's mad, Thor's sad and things are looking bad Time to chow, right now at the local Shawarma! Brothers mope, miss their realm, miss the helm and their mama! Oh-Whoa-oh-Whoa!(x3) Now the bad guys are attacking in a most peculiar manner, But we'll punch them in the face unless they're Bruce Banner! Trying to capture a Norse god Thinks this looks cool on my iPod S.H.I.E.L.D.'s cramping our hip style Coulson says to keep this on the right dial Hawkeye's got his aim, and Natasha on top of her game! We're all going down, let's save this town,(x2) Keep the fight up, keep the fight up, keep the fight UP!(x2) Round the clock, and the fighting's never stops Keep the pace, save face Avoid a trap, listen to the cool Cap! Oh-Who-oh-Whoa!(x3)
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Loki and I Know It (Sexy and I Know It parody)
This is a parody of LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It." I suggest playing the song while you read this.
(Yeah. Yeah.)
When I strut on by, Fangirls be like "damn he's mine"
I step to the beat, Thor's thunder is totally sweet, yeah
This is how I roll, reindeer antlers outta control
Hu-mans were made to be ruled
Better watch out, 'cause Here I go, yo...
You'll Kneel before me
You'll Kneel before me
You'll Kneel before me
W-W-Without doubt
(x2)
When I walk into Asgard,
This is what I see (okay)
All the Gods stop and they glare at me.
My skin is turning blue and I ain't afraid to show it-
(show it, show it, show it)
I'm Loki and I know
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Trust Me
The one thing Pepper Potts prided herself on was the fact that she could stay cool under pressure.
But when she became Tony Stark's personal assistant (and later the CEO of Stark Industries all together), she quickly discovered that her ability to stay calm would have to stretch beyond the boundaries of office work and board meetings.
She had to pretend she wasn't scared when Stark's long time business partner decided to go on a murderous rampage. She had to be non-challant about her boyfriend almost dying from his heart condition…or a rival trying to kill him on a race track…or an army of suits coming after him…
Oh, and eve
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A Second Chance: Chap. 7 - Loki's Philosophy
They were at the Royal Library. Both sitting at a table. Both reading.
Thor reading? Now that was something new!
"I'm trying to help, will you please stop teasing me?"
"We're not supposed to read it all!", Loki told him again, taking a deep breath to control himself "Just read the index and see if you can find anything related to Frost Giants Magic or even Dark Magic, anything related to that! How many times do you want me to repeat that?"
"As many times as you want. I just want to understand what exactly we're doing here…"
"A sorcerer is not made only of brawn, you know!", Loki said, trying with all his will to a
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A parody of the Ke$ha song, "Tik-Tok" set with self composed lyrics about the Avengers. This is a sort of commeromation for the new film that came out on the 4th.
See if you can sing along to the lyrics with the song and guess all the references to the film and characters.
See if you can sing along to the lyrics with the song and guess all the references to the film and characters.
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I can't stop laughing ! XD
I like the paragraph with the New Your city.
I like the paragraph with the New Your city.